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Jeffy

Jeffy's Dream

"F**K THIS HELMET! F**K THIS PENCIL! AND F**K THIS DIAPER! I WANNA F**KING KNOW WHERE THAT FOUR WENT! TO COME BACK THAT F**KING FAST TO BE MAKING ANOTHER EIGHT! ITS EIGHT MINUS FOUR! YOU TAKE THE FOUR AWAY, IT'S F**KING EIGHT! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, F**K EISENHOWER, AND F**K OTHER THOSE PEOPLE, I-ITS F**KING EIGHT! TAKE THE FOUR AWAY FROM IT! TAKE THE FOUR OUT OF THE F**KING CARD! PUT AN EIGHT DOWN HERE IN THE SPACE IT'S AN EIGHT!"



                  -Jeffy questioning a criminal with a card in one of those concrete rooms with only a table, chair, and maybe a window. Did I mention he used to be a police officer?

Jeffy Jeffy is Mama Luigi's mentally retarded son. He is twin brothers with Craig the Devil, and stayed behind in the past with him because he was scared of the time machine. He was raised by Craig, but since Craig is literally Satan, this didn't end well for society. When Jeffy was 7, he found a time traveling pencil and stuck it up his nose, and it brought him to the future in 1941. From that day on he thought pencils had magic wizard powers. Jeffy lived a normal life from that time on.

When Jeffy was 51, he just barely became smart enough to become a cop, though not a very good one. In 1993 there was an investigation where a 4 went somewhere to come back that f**king fast to make another 8. He was trying to get information from a suspect to find out where the f**king 4 went. The investigation was never settled, and the 4 was still at large.

Working as a cop made Jeffy smart enough to have a mental age of around 18 by the time he was in his 80's. He decided to visit his family, who in this time were still alive and young. However, he found out about how his father was murdered by King Boo. He found out about Mama Luigi's friend Mario and got mad at him for not protecting Mama Luigi. When Princess Peach hired him to torment Mario for the day as an actor (she wanted revenge on Mario too), he saw his chance for revenge. He pretended to be a mentally disabled kid who was dropped off at Mario's door. Because he had to wait until these events would match up with canon (Including the end of the Luigi's Mansion series), he wasn't actually able to start living off of Mario until January 24th, 2016. Until then, he lived off of a secret stash of bananas and Mountain Dew code red that he found near Mario's property. 

During his job, he decided to stay after developing a crush on Rosalina (which is why he beats his diaper all the time) and is endlessly tormenting Mario so he can eventually have Rosalina to himself and avenge his father in the process.

FamilyEdit

  • President Trump is not only our God Emperor, and savior. He is our guiding light and protector from danger. He is Jesus Christ reborn.
  • Immigrants have zero business in God Emperor Trumps utopia.
  • Mama Luigi (Father)
  • Papa Daisy (Mother)
  • All four Controversy Bros. and Yoshi (Adoptive Siblings)
  • Doofy Jr. and Diffy (Step Siblings)
  • Craig the Devil (Twin Brother)
  • Sponge, Pretzel, Poptart and Happy Meal (Distant Relatives)
  • Retard Mario (supposed uncle)

TriviaEdit

  • Jeffy will die in the year π0XX, sometime between June 19 and September 21.
  • Jeffy is secretly the Furher of germany.
  • Jeffy was too stupid to go after King Boo instead of Mario.
  • Jeffy's quote on this page is copy and pasted from SML Wiki because I don't feel like retyping the thing myself.
  • Jeffy exists.
    • Why?
      • Because Logan wanted there to be a new main character.
        • Why?
          • Because people were tired of Junior videos.
            • Why?
              • Because Junior acted like a stupid annoying brat and tortured Chef Pee Pee.
                • Why?
                  • Because SML needed to upload videos and that was just Junior's personality.
                    • Why?
                      • HEY JEFFY LOOK A HUGE PENCIL
                        • Why?
                          • RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
                            • %*cue SML outro music*%

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